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June 28 2017

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Fuck him up Elsie

June 27 2017


*attempts to log into bank account*

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

*i view my account balance of $4.47*

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Hey, we’re in line for some absurd temperatures here in the southwest this week. This is very important to know and keep in mind. Be safe, stay hydrated, stay out of the sun as much as you can.

i threw up in front of some grade schoolers because i had heat exhaustion

dont be like me

Since someone else crossed my dash asking for tips for keeping cool, thought I’d share this handy chart that also came across my dash.

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I love owl city so much we dont deserve him 

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Beds are so warm and soft when the rest of the world is not

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so i just had the realisation that, due to his presence in Kingdom Hearts and Smash Bros, Cloud Strife knows both Mickey Mouse and Mario

now i’ve gotta go the rest of my life living with that information

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FANCASTING: Atlantis: The Lost Empire

Milo Thatch: Andrew Garfield

‘Kida’ Kidagakash: Zoe Saldana

Commander Rourke: Tommy Lee Jones

Helga Sinclair: Charlize Theron

Audrey Ramirez: Francia Raisa

Dr. Joshua Sweet: Terry Crews

‘Vinny’ Santorini: John Turturro

Gaetan ‘The Mole’: Timothy Spall

Mrs. Packard: Helen Mirren

King Kashekim Nedakh: Morgan Freeman

It high key scares me at the accuracy


June 26 2017





the worst part about the stereotype that young people are lazy is that it makes so much of our work seem invalid. i know so many kids who have 6+ hours of homework a day, do sports/extracurricular activities, have jobs, get less than 5 hours of sleep a night from studying, and still get dismissed as being lazy just cause their room isn’t clean






The Riddler vs. Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson would kick Ed’s ass lmao

I don’t think you understand. Ron Swanson would do this. But not in the way your thinking.

He’d do it with words. He’d break every one of Riddlers questions easily, until the man was left with nothing. Not a riddle, not a tongue twister, not even his own name. Just a question boiled down to three words: Who are you?

“What do the symbols mean? The man who kills me will understand.”

Isn’t it canon that Ron loves Puzzles? Not only would he destroy the riddler, he’d have fun while doing it.

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isn’t it weird how literally nothing has endured from the twilight fandom? like it was such a huge thing and then it just fell off the face of the planet. i can’t remember the last time i saw anything about twilight, and i can’t think of anything in terms of fandom culture that survived from it. weird. 

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i fuckin see u there dexter go back to ur own goddamn show

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Meanwhile in Canada …

Meanwhile in Canada, a promise-breaking neoliberal stooge who has been almost eager to cooperate with Trump takes advantage of a photo-op to keep riding that high of good publicity despite failing to take any positive action of note, and in fact failing so spectacularly in his promises to Canadian First Nations that some of them have banned him, personally, from their lands.

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